BMW Owner's Group of the US
Charter Membership Application
Become a charter member of the BMW Owner's Group of the United
States! Membership is free to the first 1,000 people who sign up.
We haven't set a price yet, but if you send in an application,
we'll be certain to send you a bill when we figure out how much
to charge for this brandy spanking new club.
Benefits of Membership:
- Free Access to Z3.net
- Our quarterly glossy magazine, ZZZZZZZZZ
featuring:
- Articles about rich Z3 owners who reminisce about
the good old MX-5
- Letters to the editor (Nurmann von Gougette,
III), praising how wonderful the Z3 and , ZZZZZZZZZMagazine
are.
- Highly technical articles such as Top off the
Air in your Tires - Without Risking Death
and How Extract Your Z3 Tool Kit from the
Trunk. (Included is a brief explanation of
what a tool kit is and detailed instructions on
how to Schwing der Big Hammer.)
- Performance driving articles such as Finding
Your Way to the Car Wash and Safely
Navigating your Way into Your Garage .
- and of course, plenty of Advertising. At
least 97% of each issue will be devoted to it!
- Annual Invitation to the Z3 Convention in Havana,
Cuba! (We tried to book Spartanburg, South Carolina, but
the Annual Cow Tippers Convention beat us to the punch.
But not to worry - Havana has some great roads, and even
though they won't let us bring our beloved roadsters into
the country, they have plenty of bicycles for rent!)
- Priority voting for President of the BMW Owner's Group of
the US! You'll be allowed to vote as many times as you
like. Of course, our President is permitted to vote as
many times as he likes as well, but hey, at least
you get to vote.
Yes!! Pullleeeeeeezzzzz sign me up!

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